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April 20, 2006
Jersey Doesn't Smoke! This state has momentum
Jersey obsessed I still am. Shore season is right around the corner and you know what that means! yes, a tri-state area commercial with John Corzine walking the beach with a Bon Jovi song in the background. Yes, It's true. Bon Jovi and Bruce always step up to the plate for the good old nj. This year Jersey has a new slogan Jersey, come see for yourself. Wow Brilliant. I've always said there is a PR makeover needed but in the end I think you love nj or you loathe it. The best ideas for the slogan contest they had were posted on this weird nj forum. Everything is looking up for the good old nj. They banned smoking and can you believe that not one smoker stopped drinking at bars? A jersey resident just put a nickel in a slot machine in AC and won 10 Million Bucks! Soprano's are back! The devils pull off a miracle to win the division. The nets are winning and still nobody cares, except the campbells soup nets band. Best of all Clifton, new jersey is home of the hottest new yoga studio in the entire country, Yoga Centric. If you know Delana, you know she is the one that made yoga cool, and is bringing it to the people not those ny yuppie types. Go to the web site and find the pictures of Mike, they are classic.
Ok I can't resist. This pic needs to have a quote contest. I'll start.
"Would Someone please give me a high five"
Posted by Patrick at April 20, 2006 07:20 PM
Comments
Its a bird, its a plane, no its a guy who used ride mortcycles, drink bourbon, and listen to Mettalica. Wholly crap, what happened to this guy! .. If thats what happens when you move to the Jersey Burbs, I am staying away.. very far away.
Posted by: Ryan Ryan at April 21, 2006 11:13 AM
"And this, my friends, is how the arctangent of an a right triangle is found."
Posted by: pete at April 22, 2006 11:54 AM
New Jersey may have momentum but Sharkblog does not.
Posted by: pete at April 27, 2006 08:00 PM