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April 21, 2005

The Pre-GAME (i mean pre-cana) Extravaganza has begun

Alright some of my loyal fans are saying 2 things - what's up with the no blogging and 2 what's up with the wedding planning. The no blogging thing is simple motivation. You comment i blog, no comments no blog. Planning is smooth, like butter so far and fairly enjoyable for me, too. The key as a man is to be mentally prepared for things like invitation picking. you gotta get in the zone for that. The better story, however, is the pre game activities currently underway with a very conservative priest in the catholic church. I know this seems sacrin* religious but even god laughs. blogs are proof nothing is sacred anymore. I am not going to go into detail here but want all the husbands and wives out there to take a refresher course with me and answer the following questions. These are real questions posed to me during our first session

1) which do you prefer spiritual ice cream or regular ice cream?

ummm spiritual ice cream do they have phish food flavor and is it on sale this week at dagastinos?

2) do you love linda mason?
This is a random question i got during the session and i said yes. Jeannine looked at me like who the heck is linda mason. He then asked how do you know she exists and i said she is spiritual. I was waiting for the "good answer, good answer" from the family feud crowd but to no avail. turned bright red. it was the wrong answer. i guess the correct answer is she needs to exist and you need to know her and grow to love her blah blah blah. i thought it was a trick question and i would play the "i love everybody" angle. i failed. how did you do?
Linda mason does exist on google of course so i was right.

stay tuned for exciting session 2. i'm going to go out on a limb here and say the catholic church may want to update the curriculum.

Posted by Patrick at April 21, 2005 06:56 PM

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Posted by: Ben's Mom at April 23, 2005 01:07 PM