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February 27, 2005
My New York City Stadium Plan
After the huge success of "the gates" I have submitted my proposal to the city to resolve the west side stadium debacle. I have ended the bitter feud between cablevision and bloomberg. Also, my plan will allow for the west side rail yard to be converted into lots of high rise buildings for rich people. If rich people are happy, everybody is happy! My plan calls for moving the stadium to the great lawn of central park. We aren't allowed to walk or protest on the great lawn, so lets put the J-E-T-S..Jets.Jets.Jets there. I went to a Dave Matthews concert on the great lawn and I hurt my back because i had to sit on a blanket. Boy I could have used a nice stadium seat. Another time i went to the great lawn to listen to great tenors. Well, we ran out of cheese and wine at our picnic.. and i was like. i could use the beer guy right now selling $12 beers! This also solves the olympic 2012 issue. Don't put the stadium in queens and make me take the 7 train! anything but that. In order to get approval from the central park conservationist people, I will be offering shuttle service to a great park upstate, Fahnestock. I mean do we really need the whole central park? I feel that the benefits such as bringing high paying vendor jobs, binge drinking and tailgaiting far outweigh any damage that will be done to the park. I'm waiting for bloomberg's approval on this - but it's obvious to me. I will even paint the stadium safron for those who love the gates. stay tuned on how my proposal is going. Here is my rendition.
Posted by Patrick at February 27, 2005 05:03 PM