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December 30, 2004

The Sharky Awards 2004

sharky.jpg Now is the time of year that all the shows and magazines compile their superfluous lists. 2004 is winding down and I have decided to institute the annual Sharky Awards for excellence and/or stupidity. The research that has gone into these awards is unmatched. The following are the Sharky Awards for 2004.

best super in nyc
Winner: Jose My super is the best super and is friendly, funny and a lifelong resident of HK. He says "you got a problem, you call Jose right away"

Best deli guy in nyc
Winner: My deli guy at NYC #1 Deli. He serves black coffee with 7 sugars to drug addicts outside the methadone clinic all day long with a smile! keep up the good work.

best short movie
Winner: Monster in a wheelchair. Download it and laugh. It's from Brian Huskey, an improv guru and on VH1's best week ever

best party of the year
Winner: Brad Kennedy's 30th bday Party Nothing like a party in the back room of an irish bar, with no heat in february. Adding to the joy is the fact that brad hate's suprise parties and when Mike Ryan threw the big 30 pinata in the fire to keep us warm.

best places for grub in 04
Winner: The Place This is our favorite restaurant. The owner is awesome and gives 10% of proceeds to charity.
Runner's up: York Grill, Pampa, Nook, Picolo Angelo, Grill 23 Boston

best place for comedy in NYC
Winner: Comedy Cellar and Upright Citizens Brigade. Go check out Mother at UCB on Saturday night at 10pm - it is the best improv anywhere.

best time in boston
winner: The day i moved. Just kidding bostonians I miss that small town. Best times there were had at the Belvedere in the North End.

biggest upset of the year
Everyone would think I would say yanks losing to the Sox, but the upset of the year is me going 12-1 in my fantasy football league and then losing in the first round of the playoffs to a 12 year old!

the most under appreciated job
Winner: Social Worker Eventhough Oprah likes to glorify teachers, social workers are way under appreciated. They are way underpaid and have to handle everything from complex family cases to begging landlords not to evict their clients.

best thing that happened to me in 04 Moving back to nyc and getting to spend more time with jDawg.

the shame on you SHARKY

Winners:
mailboxes etc. These bums tried to charge 50 bucks to send a package from the West Village to Harlem for a charity x-mas gift. You should be ashamed of yourself!

Pataki I am a republican but can't wait for Pataki to go! He has no passion and could have stepped in to help the MTA, especially when he appoints the 200K salaried board members. Did you know that 1/3 of all people who take mass transit in this country each day do so on the NYC MTA? And that for the past 10 years is has gotten almost no federal money for capital improvements.

parkingtickets.com This site claims to be able to get you out of nyc parking tickets. It will take you 3 months, lots of time and you still probably won't get out of the ticket.

AOL These bums scammed my pops for over 200 bucks in 04 by automatically switching his membership to a mult-member membership and billing him on 2 different dates of the month! There is a class action suit on this. If you have aol you are an internet rookie.

best form of flattery
Winner: Lindsay Field for using my name as a character in her novel. Runner Up: The guy who asked if I was an NFL player while dining at Mama Mexico in Upper west side.

doghouse sharky
Winner: Giving my only Red Sox-Yanks ticket to Rich and not Jeannine. Jeannine stayed at the bar while we enjoyed the game and hung out with the hot dog vendors. Not recommended.

best and worst nyc web sites
The Best: Newyorkish - when updated this is a great waste of time.
runner up : Gothamist - A great daily site on nyc news and events.
Worst: Citysearch - If you ever go to a place based on a citysearch rating or comment you are a moran. I have and it is a complete scam.

best family blog
Winner: PeteTschudy.com The best damm blogger i know and my cousin in law. His photography is top notch!

best wine i had this year (I only drink Red)
winner: Ca del Solo Big House Red This is a screw cap, but is cheap and excellent.
Runner up: Castle Rock and Edgewood Cab

lamest best of list
Winner: Timeout new york hamburger list fox x-naying the corner bistro as top ten. There is a lot of hype in nyc, but this place lives up to it. They deep fry their bacon!

number 1 sharkblog fan
Winner - Ed Winstanley. He is a true fan of sharkblog and is spreading the word. Thanks ED!

The turn over a new leaf award
winner - the kids on the subway selling candy finally admitting that they aren't selling them for their basketball team and just trying to get some money in their pocket

Cutest baby of my friends

this may cause some controversy, but you gotta admit Bruce Oremus is the cutest kid you've seen in a long time.
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